And here it is, too late for you to go out and buy one, the official rankings of 2017. Go suck on it, Pret.

1. Turkey & Trimmings by Co-Op
2. Christmas Lunch by Greggs
3. Turkey Feast by M&S
4. Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon by Waitrose
5. Deluxe Festive Feast by Subway
6. British Turkey Feast by Costa
7. Christmas Cracker by Ginsters
8. Butter Basted Turkey & Cranberry by EAT
9. Turkey, Bacon, Stuffing and Cranberry by Boots
10. Turkey & Trimmings by Tesco
11. Turkey Feast by WHSmith
12. Turkey Feast by Sainsbury’s
13. Unlucky for some, especially my bowels: Turkey Feast by Uppercrust