Category: Christmas Sandwiches
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The Christmas Sandwich 2016 Rankings
Okay, okay, here’s a big list of the sandwiches ranked in order. I know the more autistic readers among you will not enjoy Christmas without it. And just to be clear, this is the definitive list. No arguing. Don’t @ me. Festive Full Works Bloomer by EAT Waitrose Christmas Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon by Waitrose…
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The 2016 International Christmas Sandwich Review Blog Awards
Well the fun is over. And I think it’s fair to call the blog international now, look at these stats for December: Thank you everyone! Now, because millennials who grew up with Labour government sports days where every one is a winner might be using this sandwich blog as a safe space, this year I…
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REVIEW: The Colonel’s Christmas Burger by KFC
£6.19 (Colonel’s Christmas Box Meal) – Original Recipe fillet, hashbrown, cranberry sauce and sage & onion stuffing mayo. WAIT A MINUTE, WHO’S THAT? IT’S THE COLONEL’S CHRISTMAS BURGER! WHAT IN THE BLUE THE HELL IS THAT DOING HERE?! OH NO! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! RING THE BELL, STOP THE DAMN BLOG!!
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DRAFT: A Tribute to [dead celebrity]
Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered [dead celebrity] as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of [dead celebrity] in everything I do, from how I…
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REVIEW: Turkey and Maple Bacon by Starbucks
Pulled turkey, maple-cured bacon, pork, sage & onion stuffing, potato hash, sweet potato & pumpkin purée, cranberry & real ale chutney and spinach on rye bread. Add another ‘fake news’ story to your list! Today I am actually out on my Christmas work do and I lined this up yesterday. Yes, it was another double sandwich…
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REVIEW: Turkey & Trimmings by Tesco
£2.20 – Sliced turkey breast, mayonnaise, pork sausage, cranberry sauce, sage and onion stuffing and cooked diced bacon in malted brown bread. After yesterday’s M&S selection round-up, some loyal readers accused me of running out of ideas and turning into an old hack. Well hack on this, jerk offs! My Tesco had some Christmas sandwiches…
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REVIEW: A Selection of M&S Christmas Alternatives
I think I have mentioned before that I live between two high streets. Well today I had to nip over to a post office, and I went to the high street where the post office has a convenient self-service machine that confuses the befuddled old farts that tend to hang around the post office. So…
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REVIEW: Waitrose Christmas Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon by Waitrose
£3.20 – Turkey breast, pork and chestnut stuffing with cranberry, port and orange chutney, mayonnaise, spinach and bacon in sliced malted bread. The readers of this blog who comment on Facebook are becoming increasingly demanding, telling me where to go next and what to review. Tugging on the chain in my nose to make me…
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REVIEW: Turkey Dinner by Asda
£2.17 – Malted bread with turkey breast, Cumberland pork sausage in beef casing, pork, sage and onion stuffing and port sauce, seasoned mayonnaise and smoke flavour bacon. Or to give the sandwich it’s full name “Have a Classic Christmas Turkey Dinner” (well that’s how it reads to me on the box). In the last review,…
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