Well the fun is over. And I think it’s fair to call the blog international now, look at these stats for December:
Thank you everyone!
Now, because millennials who grew up with Labour government sports days where every one is a winner might be using this sandwich blog as a safe space, this year I will not be ranking the sandwiches, but granting every sandwich an award so no one gets left out.
Trigger warning: contains bread.
Best Overall Sandwich:
Winner: Festive Full Works Bloomer by EAT
Runner up: Waitrose Christmas Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon by Waitrose
Least Original Sandwich Name:
Winner: Turkey Feast by Sainsbury’s, Turkey Feast by M&S, British Turkey Feast by Costa (tied)
Runner up: Turkey & Trimmings by Co-op, Turkey & Trimmings by Tesco (tied)
Smokiest Bacon Award:
Trying Too Hard Award:
Turkey and Maple Bacon by Starbucks
The Popeye Award for Too Much Fucking Spinach:
The “It Doesn’t Look Like The Photo” Award:
Christmas Lunch Toastie by Greggs
The “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bacon” Award:
Pret’s Christmas Lunch by Pret
Longest Distance Traveled:
Turkey Dinner by Asda (48 miles)
The “Might Have Won If It Was A Sandwich” Award:
Most Shameless Attempt to Cash in on Christmas: