Okay, okay, here’s a big list of the sandwiches ranked in order. I know the more autistic readers among you will not enjoy Christmas without it. And just to be clear, this is the definitive list. No arguing. Don’t @ me.

  1. Festive Full Works Bloomer by EAT
  2. Waitrose Christmas Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon by Waitrose
  3. Turkey & Trimmings by Co-op
  4. Pret’s Christmas Lunch by Pret
  5. British Turkey Feast by Costa
  6. Turkey Dinner by Asda
  7. Christmas Lunch Toastie by Greggs
  8. Turkey & Trimmings by Tesco
  9. Turkey Feast by M&S
  10. Turkey Feast by Sainsbury’s
  11. Turkey and Maple Bacon by Starbucks

Highly CommendedChristmas Turkey Wrap by M&S
DNQThe Colonel’s Christmas Burger by KFC

And so for another year, I just wanna say…good…bye…