There will be rankings. Oh yes, there will be rankings. But before, let’s have some awards so that everyone feels special. To present the awards, I am handing over to special guest blogger, TOWIE’s Gemma Collins. Take it away, Gemma.
“Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh”
Thanks Gemma.
Best Overall Sandwich
Winner: Turkey Feast by Boots
Runner Up: Pret’s Christmas Lunch by… Pret (duh)
Smokiest Bacon Award
Least Original Name Award
Winner: Turkey Feast by Aldi, Boots, and Costa
Runner Up: Christmas Lunch by Pret and Greggs
Shall We Just Name It After The Filling Award
Winner: Turkey, Stuffing & Bacon by Waitrose
Highly Commended: Turkey, Bacon & Cranberry by Sainsbury’s
Most Shocking Good New Entry
Most Boring Cunts for Churning Out The Same Sandwich for 4 Years And Driving Me to Veganism Last Year Most Valued Sponsor Award
Most Nautical Award
Turkey Sandwich by City Cruises
Christmas Sandwich Reviews 