REVIEW: Turkey & Trimmings by Tesco

Well I’m wanking working from home today and it’s pretty miserable outside but I had to go out to vote and there is a Tesco Express nearby, so that was everything sorted out in one cold wet walk. Did you vote? Did you mention you are voting on social media? Did you post a selfie by the polling station? Did you tell everyone how important it is to vote to make yourself look smart? Did you tell people which way to vote but made no mention of your party’s policies, only saying nasty things about the other party? Were your friends impressed? Did you get some likes? Do you feel special?

I’ll tell you what isn’t special – Christmas sandwiches aren’t special to Tesco. They have churned out the same sandwich for the past 4 years. This sandwich is the reason I tried vegan sandwiches for a change last year. But this is your fault. You wonder how we can save the high street, but I don’t care, let it burn. You don’t buy anything from independent shops, then we end up with the same shops everywhere, selling the same old shit in every high street and town in this shitty old country. And then you don’t buy anything from them anyway, you just shop online. I know how to save the high street and if you ever see me IRL (in real life, mum) I’ll tell you. In boring detail. But this is a light-hearted Christmas sandwich blog, this isn’t the time or place.

Turkey breast, chicken stock mayonnaise, pork sausage, cranberry sauce, sage and onion stuffing, beechwood smoked streaky bacon on malted bread.

Having said all that it’s still pretty good! Let’s have the same again next year so I don’t have to use my brain.



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