Mr Gimpson

£2.30 – Butter basted British turkey breast, British pork and chestnut stuffing, maple cured smoked British bacon, cranberry and port sauce, mayonnaise with spinach on malted bread. Hooray, Sainsbury’s got their act together today and had some Christmas sandwiches. I went back to Sainsbury’s because it’s the easiest to get to without the Big Issue…

£3.50 – Sliced turkey breast, Cumberland sausage and British smoked streaky with sage and onion stuffing, mayonnaise and cranberry sauce on malted bread. Yes my friends, the 11 month wait is finally over! Behold your first Christmas sandwich review of 2017. Today also marks the first time I have been out of the house with…

Turkey with pork, sage and onion stuffing, cranberry sauce and mayonnaise on stone-baked ciabatta A BONUS REVIEW! WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY ON MY PHONE! You lucky buggers. I am in Bath for Christmas and it’s Christmas Eve and I am currently being dragged around the same women’s clothes shops and coffee shops that are in London but…

Well the fun is over. And I think it’s fair to call the blog international now, look at these stats for December: Thank you everyone! Now, because millennials who grew up with Labour government sports days where every one is a winner might be using this sandwich blog as a safe space, this year I…

£6.19 (Colonel’s Christmas Box Meal) – Original Recipe fillet, hashbrown, cranberry sauce and sage & onion stuffing mayo. WAIT A MINUTE, WHO’S THAT? IT’S THE COLONEL’S CHRISTMAS BURGER! WHAT IN THE BLUE THE HELL IS THAT DOING HERE?! OH NO! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! RING THE BELL, STOP THE DAMN BLOG!!

Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered [dead celebrity] as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of [dead celebrity] in everything I do, from how I…

Pulled turkey, maple-cured bacon, pork, sage & onion stuffing, potato hash, sweet potato & pumpkin purée, cranberry & real ale chutney and spinach on rye bread. Add another ‘fake news’ story to your list! Today I am actually out on my Christmas work do and I lined this up yesterday. Yes, it was another double sandwich…

£2.20 – Sliced turkey breast, mayonnaise, pork sausage, cranberry sauce, sage and onion stuffing and cooked diced bacon in malted brown bread. After yesterday’s M&S selection round-up, some loyal readers accused me of running out of ideas and turning into an old hack. Well hack on this, jerk offs! My Tesco had some Christmas sandwiches…