£3.25 – Roast British turkey breast with pork, sage and onion stuffing, cranberry chutney, smoked British bacon and mayonnaise on malted brown bread.

Another Turkey Feast! Just goes to show that there are no original ideas anymore. Although looking back, it’s the same name as 2012 so I guess it is consistency. Or maybe it’s a reboot of the 2012 version, with an all-female cast to upset one set of pathetic internet losers who’ve never had sex and make another set of internet losers who are trying to have sex give themselves an undeserved pat on the back for casting decisions they had no part in. I preferred nice post-Olympic 2012 when we were all happy basking in the glow of a great summer and not showing off on Twitter and threatening each other.

This Turkey Feast is almost one whole pound more expensive than Sainsbury’s. But 5% of that goes to Shelter. Which is only 16p. Something doesn’t add up. The packing is definitely more than 5% Shelter. And look at the sandwich stuffed in there, it looks pretty packed full of ingredients. Shall we begin?

WHOA! There’s even Shelter facts inside the packet! Took me by surprise. SHUT UP AND TELL US ABOUT THE SANDWICH I can hear you cry. Oh alright then. The balance in this sandwich is slightly off. I’m glad it’s not slopping ingredients out all over the place, but it’s just a little bit too dry for something that has mayonnaise and chutney in it. How have they managed this? Flavour wise it’s good, great stuffing (matron) but I just wish it was a bit moister (she knows). But hey at least they haven’t sneaked any spinach in.