The World Cup is back and apparently it’s going to be the best World Cup ever. And, thanks to my new job at a politically neutral organisation, that’s all I have to say about it online!

Of course, this also means it’s time for the World Cup predictions league.

FIFA SOCCERBOWL XIII

Do you want to win that trophy above and join the Hall of Champions? Then all you have to do is predict the results of the 472 games at this year’s World Cup. Before I give you the link and password, here is this year’s disclaimer. Please read it as things have slightly changed this time.

All of the instructions are on the website and you have to predict everything in the group stages before the tournament starts. Then you come back and predict the playoffs on 28 June. They say they will send you reminder. I won’t. The website, its rules and instructions, and how it all works have nothing to do with me. So if you fuck it up and don’t finish all your predictions in time or don’t join my league or you spell your email address incorrectly or you say something racist and get banned, don’t moan to me. I will just send you this paragraph to read again. Take your time and read the fucking instructions.

Got that? Good, here’s your link and password.

https://copabet.com/fifamwc26/groups/fifa-soccerbowl-xxiii

Password: fifamafia

If you are still here, perhaps you’d like to visit the Hall of Champions.

Hall of Champions