A Tribute to Josephine, grandmother of Harambe

Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered Josephine, grandmother of Harambe as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of Josephine, grandmother of Harambe in everything I do, from how I try to carry myself as a person, how I interact with other people, to how I write my reviews of Christmas sandwiches on the years I can be bothered to write them. Whenever I face a problem in life, the first question I ask myself is “What would Josephine, grandmother of Harambe do?”.

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Everyone will have their own reasons for remembering Josephine, grandmother of Harambe. Earlier my 5-year-old daughter asked me “Daddy, will Josephine, grandmother of Harambe now be with Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka in heaven?” I just didn’t know what to say. How do I look her in the eye and tell her that another strong positive role model for women has gone in this age of toxic masculinity? I was literally shaking. There are no words. I can’t even.

I once met Josephine, grandmother of Harambe in an unlikely situation which unfortunately can never be verified but it really did happen, I haven’t just made it up for clicks on social media. I’d like to keep what happened between us as it’s what they would have wanted, but I can say that they showed great generosity and human spirit that day. And more importantly, they were very, very funny. A great example of a celebrity giving something back, I’m sure you’ll agree. Please email me if you would like to interview me and use this example in a national news publication or broadcast.

Love them or hate them, Josephine, grandmother of Harambe was a true leader in their field and a massive influence on the industry as a whole, to the extent that their fame transcended beyond what they were originally famous for. They will be eternally missed, far beyond 2017.

As a mark of respect, there will be no Christmas sandwich review today.

A Tribute to Vine

Today sees the closure of Twitter’s Vine app. In just under 3 years it has gone from being relatively unknown 6 second video service to greatly missed by the 4 people who regularly used it. But hey, that’s better than Google Pus!

As you have probably never been on Vine, I have curated the 6 best Vine videos for your delight and delectation. Click on the bottom right hand corners for the sound you stupid idiot!

A Tribute to Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka

Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka in everything I do, from how I try to carry myself as a person, how I interact with other people, to how I write my reviews of Christmas sandwiches on the years I can be bothered to write them. Whenever I face a problem in life, the first question I ask myself is “What would Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka do?”.

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Everyone will have their own reasons for remembering Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka. Earlier my 5-year-old daughter asked me “Daddy, will Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka now be with Lord Snowdon in heaven?” I just didn’t know what to say. How do I look her in the eye and tell her that another strong positive role model for women has gone in this age of toxic masculinity? I was literally shaking. There are no words. I can’t even.

I once met Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka in an unlikely situation which unfortunately can never be verified but it really did happen, I haven’t just made it up for clicks on social media. I’d like to keep what happened between us as it’s what they would have wanted, but I can say that they showed great generosity and human spirit that day. And more importantly, they were very, very funny. A great example of a celebrity giving something back, I’m sure you’ll agree. Please email me if you would like to interview me and use this example in a national news publication or broadcast.

Love them or hate them, Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka was a true leader in their field and a massive influence on the industry as a whole, to the extent that their fame transcended beyond what they were originally famous for. They will be eternally missed, far beyond 2017.

As a mark of respect, there will be no Christmas sandwich review today.

A Tribute to Lord Snowdon

Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered Lord Snowdon as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of Lord Snowdon in everything I do, from how I try to carry myself as a person, how I interact with other people, to how I write my reviews of Christmas sandwiches on the years I can be bothered to write them. Whenever I face a problem in life, the first question I ask myself is “What would Lord Snowdon do?”.

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Everyone will have their own reasons for remembering Lord Snowdon. Earlier my 5-year-old daughter asked me “Daddy, will Lord Snowdon now be with Graham Taylor in heaven?” I just didn’t know what to say. How do I look her in the eye and tell her that another strong positive role model for women has gone in this age of toxic masculinity? I was literally shaking. There are no words. I can’t even.

I once met Lord Snowdon in an unlikely situation which unfortunately can never be verified but it really did happen, I haven’t just made it up for clicks on social media. I’d like to keep what happened between us as it’s what they would have wanted, but I can say that they showed great generosity and human spirit that day. And more importantly, they were very, very funny. A great example of a celebrity giving something back, I’m sure you’ll agree. Please email me if you would like to interview me and use this example in a national news publication or broadcast.

Love them or hate them, Lord Snowdon was a true leader in their field and a massive influence on the industry as a whole, to the extent that their fame transcended beyond what they were originally famous for. They will be eternally missed, far beyond 2017.

As a mark of respect, there will be no Christmas sandwich review today.

A Tribute to Graham Taylor

Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered Graham Taylor as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of Graham Taylor in everything I do, from how I try to carry myself as a person, how I interact with other people, to how I write my reviews of Christmas sandwiches on the years I can be bothered to write them. Whenever I face a problem in life, the first question I ask myself is “What would Graham Taylor do?”.

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Everyone will have their own reasons for remembering Graham Taylor. Earlier my 5-year-old daughter asked me “Daddy, will Graham Taylor now be with Om Puri in heaven?” I just didn’t know what to say. How do I look her in the eye and tell her that another strong positive role model for women has gone in this age of toxic masculinity? I was literally shaking. There are no words. I can’t even.

I once met Graham Taylor in an unlikely situation which unfortunately can never be verified but it really did happen, I haven’t just made it up for clicks on social media. I’d like to keep what happened between us as it’s what they would have wanted, but I can say that they showed great generosity and human spirit that day. And more importantly, they were very, very funny. A great example of a celebrity giving something back, I’m sure you’ll agree. Please email me if you would like to interview me and use this example in a national news publication or broadcast.

Love them or hate them, Graham Taylor was a true leader in their field and a massive influence on the industry as a whole, to the extent that their fame transcended beyond what they were originally famous for. They will be eternally missed, far beyond 2017.

As a mark of respect, there will be no Christmas sandwich review today.

A Tribute to Om Puri

Today is a sad day. It will be a surprise to some as I have never, ever mentioned this to a single person before today for some reason, but I’ve always considered Om Puri as a major influence on the person I am today. I think of Om Puri in everything I do, from how I try to carry myself as a person, how I interact with other people, to how I write my reviews of Christmas sandwiches on the years I can be bothered to write them. Whenever I face a problem in life, the first question I ask myself is “What would Om Puri do?”.

citizen_khanEveryone will have their own reasons for remembering Om Puri. Earlier my 5-year-old daughter asked me “Daddy, will Om Puri now be with Carrie Fisher in heaven?” I just didn’t know what to say. How do I look her in the eye and tell her that another strong positive role model for women has gone in this age of toxic masculinity? I was literally shaking. There are no words. I can’t even.

II once met Om Puri in an unlikely situation which unfortunately can never be verified but it really did happen, I haven’t just made it up for clicks on social media. I’d like to keep what happened between us as it’s what they would have wanted, but I can say that they showed great generosity and human spirit that day. And more importantly, they were very, very funny. A great example of a celebrity giving something back, I’m sure you’ll agree. Please email me if you would like to interview me and use this example in a national news publication or broadcast.

Love them or hate them, Om Puri was a true leader in their field and a massive influence on the industry as a whole, to the extent that their fame transcended beyond what they were originally famous for. They will be eternally missed, far beyond 2017.

As a mark of respect, there will be no Christmas sandwich review today.